thesecarryingarms:

bellabitchh:

Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.

YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.

I will never not reblog this.

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

damngruchy:

hailthelordylordypicca:

i wish someone loved me the way Jay Gatsby loves Daisy

NO YOU DON’T

swarleystinson:

So I happened to be on Youtube as the latest Vlogbrothers video was uploaded, and I saw that there was literally only one other view:

So I thought I might actually be able to fulfill a slight dream of mine and get the first comment…

God dammit John Green.

likethewaterfilter:

i get so uncomfortable when people ask me what im doing on the computer like can u not

the-survivors:

i dont care who you are i will read your read more

mumf0rd-and-s0bs:

orlandobloomers:

it’s 2013 and the universe is still pretty freaked out about women having nipples

it’s 2013 and the universe is still pretty freaked out about women being women

amusealittlemuse:

leonsballs:

 

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs.

So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

Thats fucking adorable as hell

reginasmom:

those kids who still think liking old music makes them special 

h0llo:

saying  “dad and mom” just feels wrong like saying josh and drake it just isnt right

wild-lion:

I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them

runaeveena:

asgardian-angels:

frecklesandwings:

Mary dies and John is fuelled with grief and anger and fights bad guys and someone comes back from the dead

Do I mean Sherlock or Supernatural